Well, RTG has done it again. Real Time Gaming casinos are almost always a perfect experience. Their newest gaming center hit this on the head. Like a fourteen year old girl getting her own MySpace account, we felt nothing but excitement when we started playin’ through this casino.
Entering their casino floor left me quivering with excitement. Straight into the games I plunged. Stopping first at the slots, I was amazed at the diverse choices. Sticking to a video slot, I ended up breaking a nervous sweat. I was down some money, and the prospect of winning seemed like an impossibility. But just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in – I recouped most of my losses in one lucky spin of the reels.
Having had enough of the slot games, I decided it was time to try my luck with the blackjack tables. Sitting down, so to speak, at the blackjack tables gave me one comfort – there was no one else around to hit at the wrong time and take my winning cards. After a profitable couple of hands at the blackjack tables, I went to another table, the roulette tables. My luck, unfortunately had seemed to have waned. After a few failed spins of the wheel, I decided that I needed to take the power back into my own hands. This time, I went to visit video poker.
Confused over my choice, I sat and thought deeply. Which video poker, I wondered, should I play? The 50 hand variety? One hand at a time? Jacks or better? JOKER POKER? No.. the choices were too vast. I lit a smoke, wallowing in ambivilance. Glimpsing at each one, my choice was one fit with confusion. I wanted to win, I wanted to succeed, and I wanted to have fun. I ended up going with the single handed variety of Joker Poker, and watched disdainfully as I had kept breaking even. Dammit, I exclaimed aloud, I wanted victory! Not even odds! Pure Vegas Casino had been giving me frivolous wins, and then I saw it – my royal flush.
I had struck it big. I Had won over 9,000 credits over the course of my play. At five dollars a credit, I was walking away with over $45,000! I’d never been so excited in my life. Glorious day, my cash cow had finally come in. Thank you, Pure Vegas Casino, as you have made my day!
I went to the cashier and tried to start the cash in process. I looked at my available balance. A look of horror spread across my face so large that I could see my baleful glare in the reflection of the monitor. My good feeling had been shattered. My balance was a mere $20 dollars. What had happened?
I then remembered what thrust me into my current situation. Dammit, I whispered to myself. When I logged in the casino… I had forgotten… to change… the currency… from play money… to real money.
I almost cried.
Moral of the story? If you intend on playing for cash, make sure you choose Real Money when logging in.
